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The Gods Fight Over Ships

  • Poseidon: but what if they did it in the beach house!
  • Hades: Poseidon Percy hasn't been to the beach house in years, its not canon enough
  • Zeus: but it can be their cute little love shack, awww
  • Aphrodite: Will you stop shipping Percico oh my god its never gonna happen
  • Zeus: Percebath is nothing compared to the love of Percico
  • Demeter: *crashes threw door* did someone say Percico?
  • Hades: Demeter you whore will you fucking update your fanfic
  • Demeter: I told you i was having writers block
  • Artemis: JASICO IS BEST
  • Zeus: who the fuck asked you, you dont know shit.
  • Hermes: JASICO IS THE BEST SHUTTHEFUCKUP
  • Hephaestus: Get the fuck out you bitch Valdangelo is the best
  • Apollo: I will ship Jasico for all eternity!
  • Aphrodite: Percabeth went to Tartartus together
  • Athena: no one fucking cares dammit, im so tired of your canon bullshit
  • Hera: PERCABETH
  • Ares: mom shut the hell up
  • Hera: Zeus you ship Percabeth dont you-
  • Zeus: PERCICO
  • Ares: Valdangelo!
  • Zeus: motherfucker you wanna fight?
  • Dionysus: you basic bitches Valgrace is clearly the best
  • Apollo: no one fucking cares what you think wine fucker
  • Dionysus: PIPEYNA
  • Athena: JEYNA
  • Dionysus: PIPEYNA
  • Athena: I WILL RIP YOUR SKULL OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT JEYNA!!!!!
  • Zeus: Can we at least agree Nico's a bottom?
  • Hades: Dude such a fucking bottom, he has a vibrator
  • Poseidon: Hades you assfuck your supposed to share information
  • Demeter: Hades I'm the one who found it i get credit for it!!
  • Apollo: JASICO!!!!!
  • Ares: VALDANGLO
  • Aphrodite: oh my god you guys just ship whats real
  • Zeus: Aphrodite just because your in charge of love doesn't mean all your ships get to be fucking canon you two bit whore